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Monday, May 11, 2015

Dead Men Tell No Lies-Dimes DiPascali Now Deceased

From: Bernie Madoff
To: Frankie D.

I told you that smoking cigarettes would kill you, you dope. And, now you're dead. Well, now that you're in that great big fishing boat in the sky, you can sing "I did it my way" all day long. Ok, so maybe Sinatra's tune could be re-worded to "I did it Bernie's way!"

As much as you would have likely been sent to a camp, being a rat and dropping counterfeit dimes on long-time co-workers would hardly have endeared you to anyone "on the inside."  The good news is that my hot chick gal pal Erin Arvedlund is going to memorialize for you eternity in a follow-on book, and from what I hear, this one is going to be a great beach reader for mystery fans. Chock full of conspiracy theories, hit men and hidden treasurers.

You did everything I told you to do, and you made yourself a boatload of money along the way. You even managed to buy yourself a six-year long, stay-out-of-jail card. You didn't spend a single night in jail and the Key Stone Kops never found the buried treasure. Pretty impressive stuff. Worthy of inscription on any tombstone!

My condolences to your family.

Thanks for the memories!
BLM


Friday, May 8, 2015

Condolences to The Cohns. Sonny Was A Great Bagman!


To: Marilyn & Marcia
From: Bernie Madoff

My sincere condolences. Sonny was a swell guy, and with his long time friendship and business partnership, he helped swell our wallets and helped fill the fuel tank for our flights on the "CohMad 1" jet to Switzerland..Those were the days!

I think about him often and still keep this photo in my wallet!

I will always remember his dedication to the causes that mattered most (his bank account) and his determination to make sure you girls always lived like queens. And, that donation to North Shore Hospital was a true masterpiece of self-serving PR philanthropy--I won't stop laughing over the fact that your name sits over the front entrance to the emergency room entrance with a big sign that displays "Marilyn and Maurice Cohn Trauma Center." Talk about poetic irony! Brilliant!!

Trust me when I tell you there are still lots of folks over at Glen Oaks and Boca Rio who would love to know how he stayed above the fray and managed to not only avoid the silver bracelets, but how he persevered and never paid a dime towards the SEC's judgment and how for the past seven years, and until the day he passed, he managed to get one court delay after another without forking over a penny to Irv Picard.

Some of the great stories that we will all remember include the following snippets:
1. Not everyone gets an eternal mention in Wikipedia!

2. How many of us get top billing with ABC News?? 

3. And that house in Amagansett? A beauty!! What a great ROI too!

4. One of the best settlements in history. He proved what I always knew about those muppets at the SEC!

5. Duck and Jab. Duck and Jab. He was like a champion prizefighter!

6. One for the judicial record books!

My thoughts to you and the family. Sonny is now at that great golf club in the sky.
BLM

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Late Post: Court Decision re: Interest Payments on Madoff Investor 'Losses": Denied--Duh!

To: Helen "Hell On Wheels" Chaitman
From: Bernie Madoff

Had I not been so been busy playing in a backgammon tournament with Junior (Persico), and then distracted re final requests from ABC for me to approve their choosing Richard Dreyfuss to play me in an upcoming film (he really doesn't look too much like me though), I would have opined on last Friday's court decision sooner. You know--the one that finally put down your  bizarre claim that investors should be entitled to receiving interest on the money they deposited with me.

The full news story courtesy of Reuters is below. I am only compelled to remind you and everyone else that were it not for your absolutely ridiculous argument, the 'casualties' in Boca and elsewhere would have received payments from Picard et al months, and arguably years sooner than they have to date. I know of at least 10 such people who have since died..that's right..d-e-a-d without having received the balances that were held back by Picard, all because of your irresponsible ambulance-chasing. Shame on you.


(Reuters) - Victims of Bernard Madoff's massive fraud are not entitled to inflation or interest adjustments on their claims, a federal appeals court ruled on Friday, in a decision that could speed the return of more than $1 billion to the swindler's former customers.

Irving Picard, the trustee liquidating Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC, said he will seek permission from a federal bankruptcy judge to distribute that sum, on top of $7.2 billion paid out so far, as soon as possible.

Picard has kept the additional money in reserve because of litigation over whether former customers deserved "time-based" damages on claims arising from Madoff's Ponzi scheme that was uncovered in 2008.

In Friday's decision, the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York said that because the Securities Investor Protection Act, a federal law that helps victims of failed brokerages, did not address such damages, Picard had the flexibility to choose the fairest method to determine the size of valid claims.

Writing for a unanimous three-judge panel, Circuit Judge Chester Straub also said it would be unfair to adjust for inflation and interest the claims of earlier customers, at the expense of later customers.
"Even if all customer property were miraculously recovered, it would be insufficient to satisfy customer claims to the extent such claims were increased to reflect inflation," Straub wrote. "An inflation adjustment to net equity claims could allow some customers to obtain, in effect, a protection from inflation for which they never bargained."

Friday's decision upheld a Sept. 2013 ruling by U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Burton Lifland in Manhattan.
Lifland said Madoff's customers had not bargained for inflation protection or guaranteed returns, and that calculating inflation and interest adjustments would be impossible because their final account statements had been fabricated.

No decision has been made on further appeals.
"It's obviously a disappointment," Greg Schwed, who argued the appeal for some claimants, said in a phone interview.

Amanda Remus, a spokeswoman for Picard, called the decision an "important milestone," saying the only obstacle to the additional payout was a further appeal. Picard is hopeful any further delay would be viewed as "pointless," she said.

Lifland died in January 2014. Picard has recouped $10.55 billion for Madoff victims who lost an estimated $17.5 billion of principal. Madoff, 76, is serving a 150-year prison term after pleading guilty to running a decades-long fraud.

The case is In re: Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC, 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, No. 14-97.




Friday, February 20, 2015

Bernie's Bongiorno Driving Herself via Bentley to Camp Fed-Go Girl, Go!

To: Bernie
From. A. Bongiorno (aka "Nan")


You were right for pointing me to Mo and Ro; two of the best lawyers in the world!

Thanks to them (and to the Judge, of course!), I don't have to cram my 4ft by 4ft body into into a shit seat on JetBlue, and I'm allowed to drive myself down to the Federal pen in Florida! Yes, I still have the Bentley, so I'm thinking the drive won't be so bad..and maybe Rudy and I can find some Shake Shacks to stop at on the way!

I only hope they have a car storage facility there--Rudy loves driving his Mercedes and I'd shit my pants if I knew he was driving my car and lounging in our new $6mil pad in Boca!

Listen, hon...I hope all is good and thanks for your support!
Love,
A.B.

Monday, February 9, 2015

I Told You So..Madoff Investors Receive Another Payout From Picard

February 09, 2015 Press release from the office of Irving H. Picard, SIPA Trustee for the liquidation of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC (BLMIS)

February 09, 2015 11:20 AM Eastern Standard Time Irving H. Picard, Securities Investor Protection Act (SIPA) Trustee for the liquidation of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC, said today that the fifth pro rata interim distribution of recoveries from the Customer Fund to eligible BLMIS customers commenced on Friday, February 6, 2015.

In the fifth interim distribution, the SIPA Trustee distributed approximately $355.8 million on a pro rata basis to BLMIS account holders with allowed claims, which brought the total amount distributed to eligible claimants to more than $7.2 billion, which includes $823.7 million in committed advances from the Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC).

“Every distribution of recovered funds marks another significant step forward for the victims of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme,” said Mr. Picard. “The efforts of my global team continue unabated and we remain committed and highly motivated to recover further substantial funds which were stolen in the Madoff fraud and return them to their rightful owners.”

SIPC President and CEO Stephen P. Harbeck said, “The excellent results to date show that the Bankruptcy Code and the Securities Investor Protection Act give the Trustee the ability to recover assets for the investors who lost their funds in this financial tragedy. SIPC supports the Trustee fully in his efforts to maximize the returns to the victims. To that end, SIPC pays for all of the administrative expenses necessary to recover assets for distribution in the Madoff proceeding. All of the funds recovered are distributed to customers. No customer money is used for administrative expenses. We look forward to additional distributions as soon as possible.”
“2015 will be another significant year for the Madoff Recovery Initiative,” said David J. Sheehan, Chief Counsel to the SIPA Trustee. “Not only do we anticipate substantial recoveries for the BLMIS Customer Fund, we are also looking ahead to several critical legal rulings which have the potential to release billions of dollars, currently held in reserve, for immediate distribution to eligible claimants.”

The fifth distribution was paid on claims relating to 1,077 BLMIS accounts, to record holders of allowed claims as of January 15, 2015. The fifth pro rata interim distribution resulted in the return of 2.743 percent of the allowed claim amount for each individual account, unless the allowed claim has been fully satisfied. The average payment for an allowed claim issued in the fifth distribution totaled approximately $330,000.00, the smallest payment totaled approximately $431.00 and the largest approximately $67.1 million.

Funds for the fifth distribution were primarily generated from recent settlements negotiated by the SIPA Trustee’s BakerHostetler legal team with feeder funds Herald/Primeo and Senator. The SIPA Trustee’s special counsel at Windels Marx reached a settlement with the Blumenfeld defendants in the same period. Together, more than $642 million was recovered for the BLMIS Customer Fund through these settlements. In addition, other settlement recoveries through December 31, 2014 were also included in the fifth distribution. The Bankruptcy Court approved the SIPA Trustee’s allocation and distribution motion on January 15, 2015.

Currently, the SIPA Trustee has allowed 2,551 claims related to 2,216 BLMIS accounts. Of these accounts, 1,160 accounts were fully satisfied following the fifth interim distribution. All allowed claims totaling $976,592.00 or less were also fully satisfied. The fifth interim distribution, when combined with the four prior interim distributions, satisfied up to 48.802 percent of each customer’s allowed claim amount unless the account was fully satisfied.

As of December 31, 2014, the SIPA Trustee had recovered or reached agreements to recover more than $10.5 billion since his appointment in December 2008. These recoveries exceed similar efforts related to prior Ponzi scheme recoveries, in terms of dollar value and percentage of stolen funds recovered. Ultimately, 100 percent of the SIPA Trustee’s recoveries will be allocated to the Customer Fund for distribution to BLMIS customers with allowed claims.
Prior distributions by the SIPA Trustee (as of February 6, 2015) to BLMIS accounts with allowed claims were as follows:
• The first pro rata interim distribution, which commenced on October 5, 2011, has distributed approximately $605.2 million, representing 4.602 percent of the allowed claim amount of each individual account, unless the claim was fully satisfied.
• The second pro rata interim distribution, which commenced on September 19, 2012, has distributed approximately $4.395 billion, representing 33.556 percent of the allowed claim amount of each individual account, unless the claim was fully satisfied.
• The third pro rata interim distribution, which commenced on March 29, 2013, has distributed approximately $614.3 million, representing 4.721 percent of the allowed claim amount of each individual account, unless the claim was fully satisfied.
• The fourth pro rata interim distribution, which commenced on May 5, 2014, has distributed approximately $413.0 million, representing 3.180 percent of each individual account, unless the claim was fully satisfied.
More information on overall recoveries to date and the ongoing liquidation can be found on the SIPA Trustee’s website: www.madofftrustee.com.
Messrs. Picard, Harbeck and Sheehan would like to thank Seanna Brown and Heather Wlodek, who worked on the fifth pro rata interim distribution and its related filings, as well as the legal firms of BakerHostetler and Windels Marx, and all of the attorneys and professionals whose work has led to the distribution. They would also like to thank Vineet Sehgal and his colleagues at AlixPartners, as well as Kevin Bell and his colleagues at SIPC, for their ongoing work and participation in the Madoff Recovery Initiative distributions.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

2015 New Year Resolution From Bernie Madoff

First, allow me to extend New Year's greetings to all of my fans and followers. I wish all of you great health, happiness and prosperity in 2015.

Well, actually, I don't wish that upon all of you; there are a bunch of boneheads who come to this blog and are still trying to figure out whether its really me that is blogging and tweeting, or if its a muse of mine. For those idiots, I can only say "trust me" and to remind you that it really is me.

There are also a bunch of others who I wish nothing for; those who follow this blog with the hope that you might discover that I'm sick and soon-to-die. As you can see, I'm not ready to kick the bucket just yet.

My resolution for the new year is to continue to provide exclusive insight to the Madoff story, my opinions about the financial markets, along with sharing thoughts about the stupid, unethical, or just plain wacky behavior perpetrated by others, which likely includes mention of an assortment of public-profile narcissists who are convinced they are smarter or more sophisticated than the rest of us.

That's it. I won't be revealing the location of any secret stash of cash that Jeff Picower has stowed away. I won't be "walking back" and pointing fingers at any one new who might have enabled the events that led to "the greatest Ponzi Scheme in history."

I will however offer an opportunity this year for folks who would like to serve as guest contributors to this platform. I've also decided to allow corporate sponsors to promote their products and services here and in my tweets, as long as they are legal.  If you're interested, you'll be able to figure out how to contact me.

Before I forget to add, I'll continue to profile prolific journalists who actually know how to investigate and report newsworthy stories. My pick of the month is courtesy of investigative journalist Richard Behar, whose January 1 Forbes piece was very nicely done, even if Rich has an "axe" against me personally. 
Best regards,
BLM




 
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